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    Quote Originally Posted by DroidArmy View Post
    Why do you keep posting this???
    I just noticed that he was posting the lyrics to "Wrecking Ball". I thought be was posting some random that he made up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thatgirl87 View Post
    Nooo, leave Canada alone. He should be deported to Mars.


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    Too expensive. Make a raft, put him on it, and then push it into the ocean. Call Obama and ask him to authorize the military to use deadly force if the raft approaches U.S. territory.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iOS Gravity View Post
    Too expensive. Make a raft, put him on it, and then push it into the ocean. Call Obama and ask him to authorize the military to use deadly force if the raft approaches U.S. territory.
    A drone would suffice and is cheaper after all
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    Quote Originally Posted by yukhalilsel View Post
    A drone would suffice and is cheaper after all
    A drone is more expensive than a raft.
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    Long missile rocket than..
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    Jaws is free
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    Quote Originally Posted by iOS Gravity View Post
    Too expensive. Make a raft, put him on it, and then push it into the ocean. Call Obama and ask him to authorize the military to use deadly force if the raft approaches U.S. territory.
    Anything is legal in international waters! ANYTHING!

    We should put him in an oil drum and dispose of him out in the middle of the ocean.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DroidArmy View Post
    Anything is legal in international waters! ANYTHING!

    We should put him in an oil drum and dispose of him out in the middle of the ocean.
    The pirates will grab him quick thinking it's free fuel
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    Quote Originally Posted by kataran View Post
    The pirates will grab him quick thinking it's free fuel
    At least he'll be gone!
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    He might take over as Captain Hook and terrorize the cruise ships

    Can't get rid of stupid
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    Quote Originally Posted by kataran View Post
    He might take over as Captain Hook and terrorize the cruise ships

    Can't get rid of stupid
    We could send him back in time and put him on Malaysian Airlines MH370. That would take care of the issue!

    I know that's a horrible joke. I make a lot of dark jokes
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    Quote Originally Posted by DroidArmy View Post
    We could send him back in time and put him on Malaysian Airlines MH370. That would take care of the issue!

    I know that's a horrible joke. I make a lot of dark jokes
    Me likey
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    Quote Originally Posted by yukhalilsel View Post
    You have a familiar nick. Are you related to the tech eater?
    No I haven't met him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DroidArmy View Post
    We could send him back in time and put him on Malaysian Airlines MH370. That would take care of the issue!

    I know that's a horrible joke. I make a lot of dark jokes
    Save all of the people except for the pilots and put Bieber on that flight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by the_tech_***** View Post
    No I haven't met him.
    How can we be sure of that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iOS Gravity View Post
    How can we be sure of that.
    You dont. We're on the internet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by the_tech_***** View Post
    You dont. We're on the internet.
    Then you're the tech eater in disguise with a new account. You only showed up when DroidArmy started spamming the tech eater's iMessage.
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    Your account was made in early May...
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    Apple just acquired Spotsetter
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    Just kidding.
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    Do you have an iMessage?
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    Quote Originally Posted by iOS Gravity View Post
    Then you're the tech eater in disguise with a new account. You only showed up when DroidArmy started spamming the tech eater's iMessage.
    I don't even have an iPhone anymore. I'm not dumb enough to create a second account with a name so similar. He must be.
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    Check my replies to the new person. The tech... It says originally posted by and then the words are replaced with asterisks.
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    I thought they were friends anyway? Why was he being spammed?
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    The Tech-eater to the Tech-B0ner does anyone see a word play in there somewhere

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