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  1. #8851  

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    Quote Originally Posted by yukhalilsel View Post
    They don't have FaceTime? And those USB thingies you can plug in to your computer to copulate ??
    Lol


    Roaming cost a fortune
  2. #8852  

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    I have a portable teleporter. Give me your location and I'll be there in an eye wink
  3. #8853  

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    lol that would be cool
  4. #8854  

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    Beam me into Snookie's bedroom
  5. #8855  

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    No, she is fugly. I regularly sneak into Lindsy Fonsecas bedroom while she is sleeping. I'm in love with her
  6. #8856  

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    It's a shame she never sleeps without pajamas or a blanket
  7. #8857  

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    Quote Originally Posted by yukhalilsel View Post
    It's a shame she never sleeps without pajamas or a blanket
    Gonna take your transporter away from you


    Your grounded go to your room
  8. #8858  

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    Why, God, why??
  9. #8859  

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    Quote Originally Posted by kataran View Post
    Gonna take your transporter away from you


    Your grounded go to your room
    But I love her and don't do her harm.. I just creep in to her bedroom, watching from a distance
  10. #8860  
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    Default Re: The last post wins!

    Quote Originally Posted by kataran View Post
    Beam me into Snookie's bedroom
    Quote Originally Posted by yukhalilsel View Post
    No, she is fugly. I regularly sneak into Lindsy Fonsecas bedroom while she is sleeping. I'm in love with her
    Quote Originally Posted by yukhalilsel View Post
    It's a shame she never sleeps without pajamas or a blanket
    The last post wins!-imageuploadedbytapatalk1401663778.153726.jpg
  11. #8861  

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    Then how do you know she doesn't wear jamies?
  12. #8862  

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    I said she wears them, or at least, that's what I think. She always sleeps with a blanket
  13. #8863  

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    Can't help it bro. I'm in love with her and she won't speak to me if I was to talk to her. I don't think she'll talk to me. I'm beneath her class
  14. #8864  

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    Quote Originally Posted by yukhalilsel View Post
    I said she wears them, or at least, that's what I think. She always sleeps with a blanket
    Lol, I just quoted myself, where I just wanted to edit it
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    Quote Originally Posted by yukhalilsel View Post
    Can't help it bro. I'm in love with her and she won't speak to me if I was to talk to her. I don't think she'll talk to me. I'm beneath her class
    There's no need to go full creeper...
  16. #8866  

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    Quote Originally Posted by DroidArmy View Post
    There's no need to go full creeper...
    I know, I don't touch her, don't smell her. Just watching. I don't even take photos out of respect..
  17. #8867  

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    Later fellas, I've decided to teleport in her bathroom, she is gonna take a bath. I'm gonna take me chances with her. Wish me luck.

    Since I'm able to teleport, she'll not send me away.
  18. #8868  

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    Quote Originally Posted by yukhalilsel View Post
    We are earthlings as well
    You I'm not too sure of. LOL!

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  19. #8869  

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    Technology has it's benefits. And she'll embrace that power with me
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    Quote Originally Posted by yukhalilsel View Post
    Later fellas, I've decided to teleport in her bathroom, she is gonna take a bath. I'm gonna take me chances with her. Wish me luck.

    Since I'm able to teleport, she'll not send me away.
    If you decide to bang her, remember to use extra
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  21. #8871  

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    Quote Originally Posted by Septembersrain#AC View Post
    You I'm not too sure of. LOL!

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    I love you too
  22. #8872  

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    This made me laugh. Thanks.

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  23. #8873  

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    Quote Originally Posted by DroidArmy View Post
    If you decide to bang her, remember to use extra
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    You're making me shy
  24. #8874  

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    Quote Originally Posted by DroidArmy View Post
    If you decide to bang her, remember to use extra
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    You and these photos. Positively amazing.

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  25. #8875  

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    Yeah, so?

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