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    I was born sarcastic
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    I didn't cry, I was born laughing ironically
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    Quote Originally Posted by yukhalilsel View Post
    I was born sarcastic
    I noticed.


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    The nurse even threw me against the wall
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    She thought I was a demon
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    Quote Originally Posted by yukhalilsel View Post
    I didn't cry, I was born laughing ironically
    This. This made me laugh.


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    And then I made her head ache, I even convinced her to kill her self with a scalpel
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    That was my very first act as a humanoid demon
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    Quote Originally Posted by yukhalilsel View Post
    And the I made her head ache, I even convinced her to kill her self with a scalpel
    ... You're a demon with mind control powers!


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  10. #8235  

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    You can't even possibly fathom what I'm capable of
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    Poor nurse
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    Quote Originally Posted by yukhalilsel View Post
    You can't even possibly fathom what I'm capable of
    Dang, dude.


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    Quote Originally Posted by kataran View Post
    Poor nurse
    Poor nurse?? POOR NURSE???? I said she threw me against the wall
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    Quote Originally Posted by yukhalilsel View Post
    Poor nurse?? POOR NURSE???? I said she threw me against the wall
    Because you're a demon spawn.


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    Quote Originally Posted by yukhalilsel View Post
    Poor nurse?? POOR NURSE???? I said she threw me against the wall
    Probably after you pee on her
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    I was just a newly born just then
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    Quote Originally Posted by kataran View Post
    Probably after you pee on her
    Demon acid pee

    She got burned then threw you against the wall
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    Quote Originally Posted by kataran View Post
    Probably after you pee on her
    So if I understand this right, you'll throw your kid against a wall or ceiling, just because he peed on you??
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    Quote Originally Posted by kataran View Post
    Demon acid pee

    She got burned then threw you against the wall
    She's dead anyway
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    Quote Originally Posted by yukhalilsel View Post
    She's dead anyway
    Like I said poor nurse
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    Quote Originally Posted by kataran View Post
    Like I said poor nurse
    Agreed. We should rid of this evil demon spawn together.


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    Quote Originally Posted by kataran View Post
    Like I said poor nurse
    I wish I still had my demonic powers.. But Lucifer took them away 'cause he was afraid I was becoming more evil than him and would take his throne
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    Quote Originally Posted by yukhalilsel View Post
    I wish I still had my demonic powers.. But Lucifer took them away 'cause he was afraid I was becoming more evil than him and would take his throne
    Took your Horns away

    Bummer
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    Quote Originally Posted by yukhalilsel View Post
    I wish I still had my demonic powers.. But lucifer took them away 'cause he was afraid I was becoming more evil than him and would take his throne
    Dang. I would be pissed off at Satan!


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    Quote Originally Posted by OrbitualNoob View Post
    Dang. I would be pissed off at Satan!


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    That guys not nice anyways

    I invited him to a birthday party and he didn't even bring a gift
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