1. Tartarus's Avatar
    I was born sarcastic
    05-28-2014 04:56 PM
  2. Tartarus's Avatar
    I didn't cry, I was born laughing ironically
    05-28-2014 04:56 PM
  3. OrbitualNoob's Avatar
    I was born sarcastic
    I noticed.


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    05-28-2014 04:57 PM
  4. Tartarus's Avatar
    The nurse even threw me against the wall
    05-28-2014 04:57 PM
  5. Tartarus's Avatar
    She thought I was a demon
    05-28-2014 04:57 PM
  6. OrbitualNoob's Avatar
    I didn't cry, I was born laughing ironically
    This. This made me laugh.


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    05-28-2014 04:57 PM
  7. Tartarus's Avatar
    And then I made her head ache, I even convinced her to kill her self with a scalpel
    05-28-2014 04:58 PM
  8. Tartarus's Avatar
    That was my very first act as a humanoid demon
    05-28-2014 04:59 PM
  9. OrbitualNoob's Avatar
    And the I made her head ache, I even convinced her to kill her self with a scalpel
    ... You're a demon with mind control powers!


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    05-28-2014 04:59 PM
  10. Tartarus's Avatar
    You can't even possibly fathom what I'm capable of
    05-28-2014 05:00 PM
  11. kataran's Avatar
    Poor nurse
    05-28-2014 05:01 PM
  12. OrbitualNoob's Avatar
    You can't even possibly fathom what I'm capable of
    Dang, dude.


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    05-28-2014 05:01 PM
  13. Tartarus's Avatar
    Poor nurse
    Poor nurse?? POOR NURSE???? I said she threw me against the wall
    05-28-2014 05:02 PM
  14. OrbitualNoob's Avatar
    Poor nurse?? POOR NURSE???? I said she threw me against the wall
    Because you're a demon spawn.


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    05-28-2014 05:02 PM
  15. kataran's Avatar
    Poor nurse?? POOR NURSE???? I said she threw me against the wall
    Probably after you pee on her
    05-28-2014 05:02 PM
  16. Tartarus's Avatar
    I was just a newly born just then
    05-28-2014 05:02 PM
  17. kataran's Avatar
    Probably after you pee on her
    Demon acid pee

    She got burned then threw you against the wall
    05-28-2014 05:04 PM
  18. Tartarus's Avatar
    Probably after you pee on her
    So if I understand this right, you'll throw your kid against a wall or ceiling, just because he peed on you??
    05-28-2014 05:04 PM
  19. Tartarus's Avatar
    Demon acid pee

    She got burned then threw you against the wall
    She's dead anyway
    05-28-2014 05:04 PM
  20. kataran's Avatar
    She's dead anyway
    Like I said poor nurse
    05-28-2014 05:05 PM
  21. OrbitualNoob's Avatar
    Like I said poor nurse
    Agreed. We should rid of this evil demon spawn together.


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    05-28-2014 05:06 PM
  22. Tartarus's Avatar
    Like I said poor nurse
    I wish I still had my demonic powers.. But Lucifer took them away 'cause he was afraid I was becoming more evil than him and would take his throne
    05-28-2014 05:07 PM
  23. kataran's Avatar
    I wish I still had my demonic powers.. But Lucifer took them away 'cause he was afraid I was becoming more evil than him and would take his throne
    Took your Horns away

    Bummer
    05-28-2014 05:08 PM
  24. OrbitualNoob's Avatar
    I wish I still had my demonic powers.. But lucifer took them away 'cause he was afraid I was becoming more evil than him and would take his throne
    Dang. I would be pissed off at Satan!


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    05-28-2014 05:09 PM
  25. kataran's Avatar
    Dang. I would be pissed off at Satan!


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    That guys not nice anyways

    I invited him to a birthday party and he didn't even bring a gift
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    05-28-2014 05:10 PM
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