wilber1 Trusted Member May 13, 2013 18,336 0 0 Visit site May 15, 2017 #161 Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved
Carjackd Trusted Member Dec 4, 2013 688 0 0 Visit site May 15, 2017 #162 Yo mama so dumb, she thought THE EXORCIST was a workout video
wilber1 Trusted Member May 13, 2013 18,336 0 0 Visit site May 15, 2017 #163 Yo mamma so fat, she got arrested at the airport for having 10 pounds of crack .
Carjackd Trusted Member Dec 4, 2013 688 0 0 Visit site May 15, 2017 #164 Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
wilber1 Trusted Member May 13, 2013 18,336 0 0 Visit site May 15, 2017 #165 Yo mamma so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing "We are Family"
Carjackd Trusted Member Dec 4, 2013 688 0 0 Visit site May 15, 2017 #166 Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
wilber1 Trusted Member May 13, 2013 18,336 0 0 Visit site May 15, 2017 #167 Yo momma so fat she don't use the internet she's already world wide .
Carjackd Trusted Member Dec 4, 2013 688 0 0 Visit site May 15, 2017 #168 Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.*
wilber1 Trusted Member May 13, 2013 18,336 0 0 Visit site May 15, 2017 #169 Yo mamma so fat she broke Your family tree
Carjackd Trusted Member Dec 4, 2013 688 0 0 Visit site May 15, 2017 #170 Yo mama is so fat she threw on a sheet for Halloween and went as Antarctica.*
wilber1 Trusted Member May 13, 2013 18,336 0 0 Visit site May 15, 2017 #171 Yo mamma so fat she has more rolls than a bakery
Carjackd Trusted Member Dec 4, 2013 688 0 0 Visit site May 15, 2017 #172 Yo mama is so fat that she looked up cheat codes for Wii Fit*
wilber1 Trusted Member May 13, 2013 18,336 0 0 Visit site May 15, 2017 #173 Yo mamma so fat when she goes camping the bear's hide the food .
Just_Me_D Ambassador Team Leader, Senior Moderator Moderator Jan 8, 2012 59,784 645 113 Visit site May 15, 2017 #174 wilber1 said: Yo mamma so fat when she goes camping the bear's hide the food . Click to expand... Now that's messed up....(laughing)
wilber1 said: Yo mamma so fat when she goes camping the bear's hide the food . Click to expand... Now that's messed up....(laughing)
Carjackd Trusted Member Dec 4, 2013 688 0 0 Visit site May 15, 2017 #175 Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
wilber1 Trusted Member May 13, 2013 18,336 0 0 Visit site May 15, 2017 #176 Yo mamma so fat it took 3 years for Nationwide to get on her side
rdstryr Trusted Member Sep 12, 2012 655 0 0 Visit site May 15, 2017 #177 Yo momma so fat that when I tried to talk s*** behind her back my car ran out of gas
wilber1 Trusted Member May 13, 2013 18,336 0 0 Visit site May 15, 2017 #178 Yo mamma so stupid she thinks seaweed is something fish smokes
Carjackd Trusted Member Dec 4, 2013 688 0 0 Visit site May 15, 2017 #179 Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
rdstryr Trusted Member Sep 12, 2012 655 0 0 Visit site May 15, 2017 #180 Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.