Yo Mama Jokes

[Macost]

Yo momma is so big she has her own mark on google maps

 

[Septembersrain]

Yo momma is so fat that when she wore a red dress all the kiddies mistook her for the kool-aid man.

 

[Haalcyon]

Yo momma is so nice she makes my mom seem mean.


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[joemd60]

Yo mama is so ugly. They had to tie a pork chop to her leg, so the dog will play with her.

 

[kataran]

Yo momma so poor she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch



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[Septembersrain]

Yo momma is so old she used to have a pet dinosaur and went school with Jesus.

(No religious offense meant)


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[Haalcyon]

Yo momma is so pretty yo daddy thinks he died and went to heaven.


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[sherlock]

Yo momma is so stupid she taped a piece of paper to the window and called it payperview.

 

[iOS Gravity]

Yo mama so poor, she makes you look rich.

 

[iOS Gravity]

Yo mama so old, she thinks the iPhone 2G is new technology.

 

[Septembersrain]

Yo momma is so fat....

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[bgl321]

(No religious offense meant)

It's a shame that you feel you have to apologize.

 

[Just_Me_D]

Yo momma is so fat....

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Best one EVER!...lol

 

[Just_Me_D]

It's a shame that you feel you have to apologize.

She shouldn't have to, but in this day and age of insecurity, and the propensity to be offended about anything that is disliked, she did the right thing.....

 

[kataran]

It's a shame that you feel you have to apologize.

Stay on topic

Yo momma's so old she used to baby-sit Jesus.




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[kataran]

Yo momma's so old the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment




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[iOS Gravity]

Yo momma's so old the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment




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I thought it was to her hut. You learn something new everyday.

 

[nikkisharif]

Yo momma got a peg leg with a kick stand

 

[nikkisharif]

Yo momma hair so short when she braided it, it looked like stitches

 

[Carjackd]

Yo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money