1. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a trash can so I asked, "What are you doing?" and she said, "I'm moving."
    05-15-2017 06:34 PM
  2. rdstryr's Avatar
    Yo mama is so fat that her blood type is Ragu.
    05-15-2017 06:38 PM
  3. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes.
    rdstryr and aximtreo like this.
    05-15-2017 06:42 PM
  4. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo mamma so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer
    05-15-2017 07:13 PM
  5. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.
    05-15-2017 07:20 PM
  6. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo momma so fat she had to go to sea world to get baptized
    05-15-2017 09:25 PM
  7. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, traffic slows down!
    05-15-2017 09:26 PM
  8. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo mamma so fat her diet pills say M&M
    05-15-2017 09:29 PM
  9. Carjackd's Avatar
    Your momma is so stupid she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
    05-15-2017 09:31 PM
  10. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo momma so fat on halloween she says trick or meatloaf
    05-15-2017 09:43 PM
  11. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.
    05-15-2017 09:44 PM
  12. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo momma so fat her blood type is Ragu
    05-15-2017 09:47 PM
  13. Carjackd's Avatar
    Your momma is so hairy when she opens her legs it says "Welcome to Busch Gardens."
    05-15-2017 09:49 PM
  14. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo mamma so fat yo daddy won't fit in the bed
    05-15-2017 10:10 PM
  15. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
    05-15-2017 10:14 PM
  16. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo mamma is so fat instead of a fitbit she has a sitbit
    05-15-2017 10:14 PM
  17. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo mama so dumb she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
    05-15-2017 10:51 PM
  18. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is "Equator."
    05-15-2017 10:52 PM
  19. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo momma is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
    05-15-2017 10:53 PM
  20. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo mamma so stupid her password needed 8 characters, so she typed "Snow White and the 7 dwarfs."
    05-15-2017 10:53 PM
  21. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo momma so dumb when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
    05-15-2017 10:53 PM
  22. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo momma so fat her *** has its own congressman
    05-16-2017 05:15 AM
  23. Quis89's Avatar
    Yo mama so cheap she eats cereal with a fork to save the milk.
    05-17-2017 10:11 PM
  24. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo mmam so poor she put a happy meal on layaway .
    05-18-2017 05:21 AM
  25. Frehley's Avatar
    Yo momma so fat, she has her own Zip Code
    05-21-2017 02:14 PM
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