1. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo mamma so fat it took 3 years for Nationwide to get on her side
    05-15-2017 12:34 PM
  2. rdstryr's Avatar
    Yo momma so fat that when I tried to talk s*** behind her back my car ran out of gas
    05-15-2017 12:55 PM
  3. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo mamma so stupid she thinks seaweed is something fish smokes
    05-15-2017 01:02 PM
  4. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
    05-15-2017 02:22 PM
  5. rdstryr's Avatar
    Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
    05-15-2017 02:48 PM
  6. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car
    05-15-2017 03:07 PM
  7. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
    05-15-2017 05:06 PM
  8. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo momma so ugly even hello kitty said goodbye .
    05-15-2017 05:18 PM
  9. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
    Tartarus and aximtreo like this.
    05-15-2017 05:27 PM
  10. rdstryr's Avatar
    Yo mama is so fat and dumb that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam.
    05-15-2017 05:35 PM
  11. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo momma so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window
    05-15-2017 05:40 PM
  12. rdstryr's Avatar
    Yo mama is so fat that that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.
    Tartarus likes this.
    05-15-2017 05:41 PM
  13. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home
    05-15-2017 05:57 PM
  14. rdstryr's Avatar
    Yo mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, it’s a long distance call.
    05-15-2017 06:08 PM
  15. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention
    05-15-2017 06:12 PM
  16. rdstryr's Avatar
    Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on an iphone, it turned into an ipad.
    05-15-2017 06:14 PM
  17. wilber1's Avatar
    Yo momma so fat her scale reads Game Over
    05-15-2017 06:22 PM
  18. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
    05-15-2017 06:22 PM
  19. rdstryr's Avatar
    Yo mama is so fat that even god can't lift her spirit.
    05-15-2017 06:23 PM
  20. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out
    05-15-2017 06:24 PM
  21. rdstryr's Avatar
    Yo mama is so fat that when she climbed onto a diving board at the beach, the lifeguard told your dad "sorry, you can't park here".
    Carjackd likes this.
    05-15-2017 06:26 PM
  22. Carjackd's Avatar
    Your momma's so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.
    05-15-2017 06:28 PM
  23. rdstryr's Avatar
    Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please".
    05-15-2017 06:29 PM
  24. Carjackd's Avatar
    Yo momma so fat when she steps out in a yellow raincoat, the people yell, "TAXI!"
    Tartarus and aximtreo like this.
    05-15-2017 06:29 PM
  25. rdstryr's Avatar
    Yo mama is so fat that when she turns around people throw her a welcome back party.
    05-15-2017 06:32 PM
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