wilber1 Trusted Member May 13, 2013 18,336 0 0 Visit site May 12, 2017 #121 Yo mama so fat when she sat on a iPod she made the iPad .
Carjackd Trusted Member Dec 4, 2013 688 0 0 Visit site May 12, 2017 #122 Yo momma so crazy I asked her if she liked Star Wars and she told me she has a vibrating light saber under her bed!
Yo momma so crazy I asked her if she liked Star Wars and she told me she has a vibrating light saber under her bed!
wilber1 Trusted Member May 13, 2013 18,336 0 0 Visit site May 12, 2017 #123 Yo moma so fat she walked by the tv and missed 3 episodes
Carjackd Trusted Member Dec 4, 2013 688 0 0 Visit site May 12, 2017 #124 Yo mama's so cross-eyed, everytime she has sex she thinks she's having a lesbian threesome
wilber1 Trusted Member May 13, 2013 18,336 0 0 Visit site May 12, 2017 #125 Yo mama so fat ,she got baptized at sea world
Carjackd Trusted Member Dec 4, 2013 688 0 0 Visit site May 12, 2017 #126 Yo mama's so ghetto, she washes paper plates
wilber1 Trusted Member May 13, 2013 18,336 0 0 Visit site May 12, 2017 #127 Yo mama's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion
Carjackd Trusted Member Dec 4, 2013 688 0 0 Visit site May 13, 2017 #128 Yo mama so fat she ate a whole Pizza....Hut
wilber1 Trusted Member May 13, 2013 18,336 0 0 Visit site May 13, 2017 #129 Yo mamas so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view
Carjackd Trusted Member Dec 4, 2013 688 0 0 Visit site May 13, 2017 #130 Yo mama so poor, she bounces food stamps.
Ledsteplin Ambassador Oct 2, 2013 50,272 707 108 Visit site May 13, 2017 #131 Yo Momma so dumb, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Carjackd Trusted Member Dec 4, 2013 688 0 0 Visit site May 13, 2017 #132 Yo momma is so dumb she thought chicken strips was a strip club for chickens
wilber1 Trusted Member May 13, 2013 18,336 0 0 Visit site May 13, 2017 #133 Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family .
Ledsteplin Ambassador Oct 2, 2013 50,272 707 108 Visit site May 13, 2017 #134 Yo momma is so ugly that that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
wilber1 Trusted Member May 13, 2013 18,336 0 0 Visit site May 13, 2017 #135 Yo mamma so fat that she doesn't get dreams, she gets movies !
Carjackd Trusted Member Dec 4, 2013 688 0 0 Visit site May 13, 2017 #136 Yo mama so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes
wilber1 Trusted Member May 13, 2013 18,336 0 0 Visit site May 13, 2017 #137 Yo momma so fat the only letters she knows in the alphabet are K.F.C.
Carjackd Trusted Member Dec 4, 2013 688 0 0 Visit site May 13, 2017 #138 Yo momma so cross eyed, her husband left her for seeing someone on the side
wilber1 Trusted Member May 13, 2013 18,336 0 0 Visit site May 13, 2017 #139 Yo momma so dumb not even google can translate her .
Carjackd Trusted Member Dec 4, 2013 688 0 0 Visit site May 13, 2017 #140 Yo Momma so dirty, she uses Dr. Scholl Odor Eaters for panty liners