Yo Mama Jokes

[wilber1]

Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car

 

[Carjackd]

Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

 

[wilber1]

Yo momma so ugly even hello kitty said goodbye .

 

[Carjackd]

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

 

[rdstryr]

Yo mama is so fat and dumb that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam.

 

[wilber1]

Yo momma so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window

 

[rdstryr]

Yo mama is so fat that that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.

 

[Carjackd]

Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home

 

[rdstryr]

Yo mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, it’s a long distance call.

 

[wilber1]

Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention

 

[rdstryr]

Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on an iphone, it turned into an ipad.

 

[wilber1]

Yo momma so fat her scale reads Game Over

 

[Carjackd]

Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

 

[rdstryr]

Yo mama is so fat that even god can't lift her spirit.

 

[Carjackd]

Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out

 

[rdstryr]

Yo mama is so fat that when she climbed onto a diving board at the beach, the lifeguard told your dad "sorry, you can't park here".

 

[Carjackd]

Your momma's so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.

 

[rdstryr]

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please".

 

[Carjackd]

Yo momma so fat when she steps out in a yellow raincoat, the people yell, "TAXI!"

 

[rdstryr]

Yo mama is so fat that when she turns around people throw her a welcome back party.