Just like men and women need..er.."protection" from disease, so does my sexy iPhone 4! I can't go anywhere or do anything without getting some action.
I walk my dog and people stop and stare with those lustful eyes.
I go to work and a variety of people try to flirt with me, "Ooooo, what's that you got there? Can I touch it? Can I feel it?"
I go to the store and I feel like Moses with crowds following me, wanting to lay hands on my...iPhone.
At the end of each day I look in the mirror and wonder, what do they see in me? But then I realize all they want is my naked...iphone.
Please, I need some protection...